Whom did he ‘fondled’ to father such a rogue Child?
May 15, 2008
The Ways of creativity are mysterious. Sometimes you are oozing with it and you need a vent, and some times, you have an empty pan which even makes no sound when hit with a stick. As you know, this blog is about the world of advertising, as I see it. I have recently come to know more about some interesting people and I would like to run a small chapter wise commentary on each of them, and would like to dissect their lives, their times and also try to include some of their best works while reasoning about why they were, what they were!
So…….lets start with this guy called Ogilvy. I am not sure if I have spelled his name correctly but as far as I know, he is considered to be, the father of modern advertising!
Lets us see who this chap is and whom did he fondled to father such a rogue yet interesting child as modern advertising.
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“At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in this Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock.” (1958 )
I believe this is the line, which made him!
He apparently, went to the Rolls-Royce workshop and hanged around there for months before coming up with this line. When I heard this from a friend of mine, I was shocked! This must be a guy who takes his work seriously!!!
I started following him a bit. Googled him sometimes when I had no work and got a treasure trove of creative work attributed to him spanning industries and tangents! He sure was a smart chap!
According to some of the web pages dedicated to his persona on the world wide web, he described himself as a Scottish! Although he found his grips in amorous Amreeeka.
Interestingly, in the year 1975, the much revered “Times” called him to be the “most sought after wizard in the advertising industry”, (if at all you treat it as an organized industry!).
The following are his ground breaking list of “special” works (to be honest, I had no choice but to copy it from this source!)
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Here are some links to persue in case you are interested!
http://www.ogilvy.com/history/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ogilvy
http://www.ciadvertising.org/studies/student/98_fall/theory/hornor/index.htm
http://www.mclink.it/personal/MC8216/m/ogilvy2.htm
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/David_Ogilvy
Here further are some of his most famous quotes:
- “At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in this Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock.” 1958
- Source: Rolls-Royce print ad
- Note: This is sometimes referred to as the most famous headline in advertising history.
- “… there are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife.”
- Ogilvy on Advertising, p. 170
- “Always hold your sales meetings in rooms too small for the audience, even if it means holding them in the WC. ‘Standing room only’ creates an atmosphere of success, as in theatres and restaurants, while a half-empty auditorium smells of failure.”
- Ogilvy on Advertising, p. 172
- “Viewers have a way of remembering the celebrity while forgetting the product. I did not know this when I paid Eleanor Roosevelt $35,000 to make a commercial for margarine. She reported that her mail was equally divided. “One half was sad because I had damaged my reputation. The other half was happy because I had damaged my reputation.” Not one of my proudest memories.
- Ogilvy on Advertising, p. 109
- “When someone is made the head of an office in the Ogilvy & Mather chain, I send him a Matrioshka doll from Gorky. If he has the curiosity to open it, and keep opening it until he comes to the inside of the smallest doll, he finds this message: If each of us hires people who are smaller than we are, we shall become a company of dwarfs. But if each of us hires people who are bigger than we are, we shall become a company of giants.”
- Ogilvy on Advertising, p. 47
- “Never Write an Advertisement Which You Wouldn’t Want Your Own Family To Read. You wouldn’t tell lies to your own wife. Don’t tell them to mine. Do as you would be done by.”
- Confessions of an Advertising Man, p. 87 (Ballantine Books)
- “We all have a tendency to use research as a drunkard uses a lamppost — for support, but not for illumination.”
- “The consumer isn’t a moron; she is your wife. You insult her intelligence if you assume that a mere slogan and a few vapid adjectives will persuade her to buy anything. She wants all the information you can give her.”
- “The pursuit of excellence is less profitable than the pursuit of bigness, but it can be more satisfying.”
- “Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon. ”
- Notes: The business in question is advertising, specifically copywriting.
- “Once upon a time I was riding on the top of a First Avenue bus, when I heard a mythical housewife say to another, “Molly, my dear, I would have bought that new brand of toilet soap if only they hadn’t set the body copy in ten point Garamond.” Don’t you believe it. What really decides consumers to buy or not to buy is the content of your advertising, not its form.”
- “H. L. Mencken once said that nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. That is not true. I have come to believe that it pays to make all your layouts project a feeling of good taste, provided that you do it unobtrusively. An ugly layout suggests an ugly product. There are very few products which do not benefit from being given a first class ticket through life.”
- “It has been found that the less an advertisement looks like an advertisement, and the more it looks like an editorial, the more readers stop, look and read. Therefore, study the graphics used by editors and imitate them. Study the graphics used in advertisements, and avoid them.”


